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    1. Bunty has prepared for English exam. He thought that he may be asked to write an essay on topic “My friend”. He practiced the topic. But unfortunately he gets the topic on “My father”. So bunty decided to write essay the same which he by hearted just replacing the word father with friend.He wrote like this…“I am a very fatherly person.I have lots of fathers.Some of my fathers are male and some are female.My mother is very close to many of my fathers.My uncle is also my father. My true father is my neighbor. And I love my father’s because every person must have a father.
    2. Brother: Don’t sleep keeping your phone on charge
      Small brother: Why dude?
      Brother: Your phone battery may blast
      Small brother: You fool, what you think am I fool? That’s why I took out the battery and kept in charge.
    3. Railway department called a fool to an interview.
      Railway board: What measures do you take to prevent train accidents?
      Fool: Very simple, I put speed breakers in the railway track.
    4. Big fool laid across the railway track
      Small fool: what you do if train comes?
      Big fool: U COWARD, An aeroplane went flying over me. After all what a train can do to me?
    5. Teacher: Tinkoo, tell me what is half to “8”.
      Tinkoo: If u cut it horizontally it is “0”. Or if you cut it vertically it is “3”. The teacher gave up saying i cannot do anything to save you.
    6. Small fool: If a dog which don’t have teeth bites you what to do?
      Big fool: You can be injected with a syringe without needle.
    7. Big brother: What is Oxford?
      Small brother: Ox means bullock, Ford means cart So Oxford means bullock cart.
    8. Small fool: What is difference between senior and junior?
      Big fool: The person who lives near sea is senior and the person who lives near zoo is junior.
    9. Small fool: dude I want 10/rs will return it tomorrow.
      Big fool: I don’t have now, I will give you tomorrow.
      Small fool: how can you give tomorrow?
      Big fool: you told me that you give me it tomorrow.
    10. A fool entered in the cockpit in plane rashly. The pilot exclaimed, don’t you know passengers should not enter in the cockpit?
      The fool:  proclaimed U fool, first you stop listening songs in your ear phones you can hear the songs later.

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